Total Medals Earned: 1,653 (From 444 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,965 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/125 points)
Click the link to the coolest site on the Web.
Complete a level with less than 5 seconds left.
Score a combo of 3 or more.
Find the hidden egg.
Complete a level without flying in front of any teachers.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (200/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Complete the Game.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/65 points)
the story had to progress SOMEhow.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold Z in the SUPER SUPER difficult boss known as Onrah without taking any damage.
Have your boat sink 26 times in a single playthrough.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/250 points)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/70 points)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.