Total Medals Earned: 1,653 (From 444 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,965 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Send your first tweet
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/110 points)
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
Yum, yum, war on terror!
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
You're a real smartster!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (120/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (45/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/35 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/35 points)
Kill for the gun
Ask for the gun
Don't deploy your parachute
Win the shootout level
Win the game
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/90 points)
???
The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!